I'm back...finally! I've been away from the ol' blog for a while now due to a little mishap involving ice and my subpar physical and mental capabilities. In other words, I broke my leg whilst ice-skating. For those of you who know me well, this may well come as a surprise; especially since I have played ice hockey for the last 20, or so, years. Maybe this is why I didn't go any further than I did...hmmm.

So the story goes as follows - Me go ice skate. Me fall down. Me break leg. Me go hospital. Hospital people manhandle footsie. Me hobble for week on crutches. Me sleep no good. Me go back to hospital. Hospital doctors test new power tools from Christmas time. Dr. Hatred laugh hard. Me in more pain. Me have two new woodscrews driven through leg bones. Me sad.

That's the story. Hope you enjoyed it.