Well Hello!

I am having some security issues these days, along with a mid- mid-life crisis. There is something about hitting a quarter centery that is rocking my little boat. I understand, you're saying to yourself...didn't he start writing this blog because he turned twenty-five and he felt that in some way narcissism was justified at this age. Like, I survived my teens and now I am totally qualified to explain to everyone out there why yellow mustard is totally inferior to any other sandwich topping, except when smearing it on McDonald's™ hamburgers, then it becomes the reason for ordering the sandwich in the first place.

I say this because in my efforts to write a blog that is worth reading I started to read other blogs that were actually worth reading. It's like when the people who write Reader's Digest started writing it. At first they read other credible, or at least entertaining magazines, and then tried to mimick what they saw. Speaking of Reader's digest...to any editor of said magazine, is it really that necessary to distinguish yourself from the other magazines by making your magazine so much smaller. If you were trying to make it easier to hold the magazine in one hand while reading it, you failed miserably. It's so small that when I hold the magazine open with one hand, in any conceivable position, I end up covering nearly half of the article with either my thumb or those other two fingers - you know, the ones at the other end of the hand. Just make the magazine regular sized and I will simply lay it out on my lap or a nearby table. This will keep the magazine from continually exploding like a deck of cards in my hand when I read it, consequently knocking my cup of coffee out of the other hand, which in turn scalds my testicles with burning hot liquid. What I'm trying to say is that I think that Reader's Digest magazine is a poorly executed publication and kind of a piece of shit.

Reader's Digest's stupidity aside, after studying so many other blogs I have decided that my writing ablilities pale in comparison to those of my contemporaries. This has led to my decision that I must now dedicate more of my blog-time to coordinationg the 'Links' section of my blog, making it more eye-catching and attractive to potential readers of blogs other than mine; i.e. everyone.

In other words, I concede my loss in the battle of talent. Go out you fine readers, enjoy someone else's blog. I go now to wallow in my self-pity.

PS. I've got some really funny shit stewing in the old 'Draft' bin...keep an eye out!